Went on a date with a super hot guy and things like this happened...
Him: I really need to become a vegetarian. I love animals and hate
factory farms... My dream job as an attorney would be working to protect
animals and the environment.
Or...
Him: While I know this can't be rushed, I just can't wait to spend my
life with my soul mate.
*his phone rings*
Me: You can get it if you need to
Him: Oh, it's just the blood center calling me, reminding me it's time
to donate again.
He HAS to be lying to me. I'll get to the bottom of this.
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