Some of My Most Memorable Dates

Some of my favorite dates I've been on: 

 1. The guy who couldn't stop talking about his non-tarnishing man bracelet
 2. The guy who took me to a naked book reading on the 3rd date.
 3. The guy who talked openly about his erectile dysfunction on the 2nd date.
4. Random guy on the street who said "You look skinny, but I can't tell if your face is pretty unless you remove your sunglasses. Please take them off for me so I can decide if I want to ask you out."
 5. The guy who on the first date gave me a 20 minute lecture on his strange "biological" theories about why women need to cry more than men.
6. The guy who told me that he's excited about his new house, but all he needs now is a woman in it to cook for him. 

I'm awesome at choosing men to date.